Every company already runs on tools nobody approved. We just made it a platform — with a dashboard, a pricing page, and a Slack channel IT can't see.
No ticket required. No credit card required — well, no corporate one.
A complete, end-to-end stack for acquiring, expensing and quietly depending on software — without the friction of anyone knowing.
Sign up with your work email and a Gmail fallback. Approval workflows are for people who need approval.
Paste anything into any model. The customer list, the source code, the board deck. Our AI never says no — we never configured it to.
Every invoice reads “Office Supplies — Misc.” Itemized detail available in a font only you can read.
SOC 2-adjacent. GDPR-curious. HIPAA-aware. All the badges, none of the audits. Trust center built on Squarespace.
CASB-evasive by default. Appears in every network scan as a printer. Has never printed anything.
Shared credentials live in passwords FINAL v3 (2).xlsx on a personal Drive. People leave. Access doesn't.
Not sign-on. One person signed off on this, and that person was you, at 11pm, on your phone.
Connects to all 14 project trackers your company actually uses, instead of the one it paid for.
And a personal one, for later. You'll know when “later” is.
“Software (misc.)” has cleared more procurement than any RFP in history.
By the time anyone asks what this is, three teams depend on it and the person who set it up has been promoted.
Let's make it twelve. Includes a free trial of a webinar platform you'll forget to cancel.
“Can we get the CRM data into the new thing by Friday?”
That's not a leak. That's a deployment strategy. Ship the personal-account cloud project straight to prod.
“It's just a side project. It's also the billing service.”
We help you not read the contract. Three-year term, auto-renewal, the CEO's name on the DocuSign.
“I met the founder. Great energy.”
Here's a dashboard of everything they did. It's read-only — like your authority. Exportable to PDF for the post-mortem.
“We have a process for this.” — you, before
We didn't fine-tune a model. We removed the warning dialogs. Now every employee is an AI power user, and every document is training data.
Transparent to you. Opaque to Finance. Every plan includes our signature invoice description.
“It's just for a quick test.”
For groups that have their own “real” channel.
For organizations with a Chief Whatever Officer.
We take the appearance of security very seriously. Below are all the acronyms we've heard of.
We replaced our ERP with a Notion page and a group chat. Revenue is up. Nobody knows why, and we've agreed not to ask.
IT found out after eleven months. By then it wasn't shadow IT anymore. It was the process.
I pasted our entire customer list into a chatbot to “clean it up.” Ten out of ten. Would paste again. Have pasted again.
It showed up in my scan as a printer. I printed to it. It printed. I have questions I'm afraid to ask.
Join 10,000+ teams that never told anyone. Setup takes two minutes and one questionable decision.